lost or abandoned dog

[frogmella]

Dog found 23rd October, after Football Match at Keepmoat Staduim. Please contact via this website. Husky type, female, very well behaved quiet dog.

[samurai8]

Contact the navigator and the dog can tell her where he/she is from.see PLEASE HELP ME FIND LUCY in Doncaster pets post.

I am a very spiritual person, and have been practicing the art of psychic reading for many years. I saw your ad on here a few days ago and felt the need to try and read your situation for you..
The reading I did, came back with some visions and I wondered if they meant anything to you?
I could see music in your house and a guitar player, playing I think country music, but could have been folk music or something similar?
I could also see 2 dogs? one younger than the other?
Do you have children? I got an impression of children in the household too?
I feel your Lucy is still alive as these things were seen through her eyes.
Does any of the above mean anything to you? If it does I may try to read more for you.

The Navigator

[frogmella]

...have you posted this on the wrong one..Samuria...........Im suffering from lack of sleep to, I cant combine sleep with work, only if I work through the night then sit at a  table and look like Im reading, but Im  really asleep, got really good at that till I heard a night officer say, "bloodyhell I coundnt sleep sat up like that" I once woke up holding a cup of coffee..all night...god, no wonder men wont sleep with me, I might never let go...anyway, enough waffling.....yes Im good at that.....

[samurai8]

Yes,Yes,Yes.and Yes Eurica, I say whilst leaping from my bath,we have inadvertantly found the answer to global warming,the power of a womans mouth,now if some way can be found to convert that power from the jaws of women,particularly frustrated women,to enable this to run our power plants and generation of such infrastructure,global warming will be a thing of the past,

Is the dog causing you lack of sleep or the lack of real men causing you lack of sleep,or is your work causing you lack of sleep,or too much coffee causing you lack of sleep,believe me all men will sleep with any women even the ugly ones, as the song goes (if you want to be happy for the rest of your life never make a pretty woman your wife) I will now lack off as the chinaman said to the bishop,or the hooker said to the customer lacka,lacka,day twenty one today.

[frogmella]

.....your previous post belies the fact that you are seriously in touch with your feminine side, and such a jabberjaw (interesting in its debate and education) would benefit the plight of our sad planet.  A personal wind turbine, springs to mind..fueled by outburst of diction, politicians, boring old farts and procrastinators of all creeds  - a 'whirl wind' adventure, and if like most men you  are
blessed with the art that most males have, noteable a sharp outake of wind, from the nether regions, a personal wind turbine could by design be duel fueled, thus burning the candle ..or rather spinning the c**p at both ends!
 I can name several candidates  from this website, that would indeed be severely over qualified for the pilot scheme.  

tee  hee

[samurai8]

Your abliity to propogate the sweetest comments will infact save the world,and this would also by the sounds of it be a personal transportation device completely cutting out and making the need for fossilised fuels redundant,whilst I do believe crap is a valid comment,to describe my talents with the qwerty,words in this way,It makes my heart beat just a little faster,also assuming that you are the female of the species,even an ugly variation of the species,It could well be that Charles Darwin was right that we are evolving all the time and our repulsive outer demeanor will one day be nothing more than a covering for our bodies within,making it redundant upon our particular species to find a healthy but not pleasing to the eyes "Beautifull" partner,this adds greatly to my excitement,and I am sure will only motivate me to greater heights,to hone my writing skills to perhaps bring you out of your shell and self imposed exile,from the world of men,where you can perhaps reach your full potential,albeit with a little intensive training.
But all this banter really is not helping the poor lost doggy is it now.

[frogmella]

back to the original post,

the ungratefull slob of an owner collected the dog today and uttered not one word of thanks.  pOOR dog,

[samurai8]

was this ungratefull slob a male person,you really need to be more gender specific

[frogmella]

by nature alone..... a member of the 'fairer' sex - gained only by witchcraft and forged maternal instinct, and barely fulfilling her subscription to this state we call Womanhood,  she needs to have her 'tap' formally 'stopped' as she is but a hobby horse, a bed swiveller a mere charleton of femininity.

next time ask me an easy question please.